Emmathatbihh
Apr 19

I love being myself(:
Feb 22
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Mom:
*calls my name*
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Me:
*closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
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Mom:
Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
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Me:
Feb 13

Shit so truee
(Source: the--personal--quotes, via uricauricaa)